This evening, I found out about the legalisation of gay marriage in the UK

from the mouth of Sir Ian McKellen

ahyenainpetticoats:

maybe it’s all the weed i just smoked but maybe it’s the KANYE WEST/CONCERNING HOBBITS MASHUP that makes this KANYE WEST/CONCERNING HOBBITS MASHUP fucking perfect

weaponizegay:

jackmarlowe:

weaponizegay:

I call it my Jack Marlowe Collection

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#we should probably just get married 

you only love me for my dvds

we would be the kind of people who would go out of their way to give their marriage vows in a b-17

or on the hms victory

or hadrian’s wall

we’re going to have a lot of weddings

yes good see this is why

maybe also the Pantheon because we all know Marcus Agrippa is any sensible person’s BCE general of choice

apparently a U-boat bridge

beside Alan Turing’s grave

etc.

also the DVD of Das Boot best be in your DVD player and not in that case

YOU GUYS

OH MY FUCK

OH MY GOD

ROBIN VAN PERSIE

Genuine mass e-mail exchange via our university e-mail system:
Beatriz:  I lost my Aldo boots (fluffy light brown low tops) last friday. Please let me know if anyone has seen them. Thanks!
Tim:  How the fuck do you lose your shoes!?
Uxbridge Upholstery:  You email everybody constantly and someone nicks them cos this isn't a lost and found forum..........
Peter:  Have you checked your feet?
Guy:  Why don't you look in the lost and go fuck yourself section.
Kiera:  I've had several emails over the last couple of days, generally abusing the muppet who emailed everyone en masse, in some ways they were kinda asking for it. However, more than one person has publicly embarrassed them, but people are still sending huge group email's, which is what the issue was to begin with, therefore highly hypocritical and suggests to me that these responses are just jumping on the bandwagon just to be an ass for the sake of it. So, verbally abusing someone, though amusing, isn't a particularly wise thing to do in an email with hundreds of people copied in. Use the 'reply' not the 'reply all' button if you have an issue, because otherwise it just comes across as attention seeking. Hopefully this will be the last of these group emails.
Emily:  Aw passionate words. Chill out everyone its Christmas!, Beatriz I hope you find your boots hun; if not- Maybe Santa can bring you some! Boom.
Haffatta:  Can you all shut up? On a separate note, I lost my will to live on campus recently, if anyone sees it please contact me.
Dipen:  On another note, have you solved those second order differential equations for Hargreeves yet?
Ali:  I can help with those second order differential equations!! On a seperate note...what on earth has happened to the crafts society...I haven't heard from them in a while...
Angelo:  Physics banter!!!!! Need to see Niklowitz new hair do! On another note, see you later after the xmas dinner Ryan! Back to quantum theory… Angelo P.S. if I find your boots I'm going to cover them in petrol and burn in the middle of the quad.
Owen:  Lost boots? - I reckon the Craft Society have nicked them. You know what they're like...
Helen:  i lost my bra in founders library between shakespeare's plays and chaucer. if you find it please return it asap, it's getting a bit nippy ;)
Tommy:  I lost my virginity about a year ago, right arou nd when i met your mum
Andre:  I say we all occupy the corridor in Founders until the principal uses his vast resources to find the boots.

Little Britain - ‘The Only Gay In The Village’

#why have I never seen this before? #no really #WHEN WAS THIS?!

WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN.

Edit: Also, what were we listening to?
Edit 2: Chica and VDS - cryin rn.
Edit 3: ANDY’S FACE AT THE BEGINNING I AM A LITTLE HYSTERICAL.

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